The things that are better left unsaid

Photo by Andras Vas on Unsplash

There’s a thing about me you should know. I hate touristy things. And on top of the list of touristy things I despise most, I’d write the phrase package tours.

And yet, due to an unfortunate sequence of events that are too complicated to get into here — simply because it requires a bit too much vulnerability on my part — my wife and I recently found ourselves on just such a thing on the island…